My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
What was your favourite part about being here Dex?
Having like 3 wanks a day in like Aleks' guest bedroom.
i found the best string of words ever voiced on the internet
reblog if your url represents who you really are
I am really Putin’s girlfriend
then we have a problem
I can explain it
so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
a special gift for mlgdex
if you thought sitting through james reading jeamus was hard enough..
dexs’ video, I’ve never screamed or cried or cringed or laughed so hard in a video ever
having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like
prepare for trouble
and make it double
buy my shirts
no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness
thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.